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My name is MC
I'm like no other
A short sized, high pitched
White skinned brotherAnd when I say white
Yo, I don't mean pink
'Cause my skin's about as white
As white out inkWhen I step into the sun
I burst into flames
Like the Human Torch
But with no lives to saveSaid, I don't go to clubs
And I don't go to raves
And I don't go to pubs
And I don't go to paradesSo, where do I go
You might call it a hooch parlor
If you don't know the password
Don't botherIt's where all the ladies
Leave their lipstick
On my collarBut I tell them to be gone
'Cause all they want
Is my dollar
Mahler use to write symphoniesName is MC and I claim to be
Star material like astrology
Punk rock, hip, and R&B
Watch me blend it up like a daquiriIt's why all the honey's be mackin' me
Waitin' in the alley, sneak attackin' me
Tearin off my clothes, ass smackin' meBack when we didn't have a record deal
(Still don't)
Still managed to make the ladies squeal
Word up, and you knowName is MC, shout it back to me
On the count of three
One, two, three, MCName is MC
Drivin' 'round in my Civic
I see ya girls walkin' by, lookin' fly
Soft to the touch like a porcupin
Blow my mindName's MC, me multiplied
Don't call home
'Cause I'm out tonight
Taste real good like a pumpkin pieI only smoke pipe
When there's skunk inside
Can it be
Her fingers slippin' down my Levi jeansI be so happy now, without a doubt
Like I just smoked an ounce
Fucked and bounced
What the fuck you be talkin' 'boutMC backwards be cotton mouth
Not on the mic
I'm kickin' your ass at balderash
Ya can't stop meName is MC, shout it back to me
On the count of three
One, two, three, MCName is MC
Come from a place
Called Libertyville
In the place to beWith a little Bo Peep eatin' edamame
I'm eatin' Chick Filet
Get up on the mic
And stay for daysDrunk off that citron lemonade
And a little bit of tanqueray
But I'm okay, eyes wide
Stir fried, like VietnameseAdam and Eve
Do as we please
With nothing but a bucket
Of ice up my sleeveAsk Mr. T and the fuckin' A-Team
A beam in your face
MC Chris in the place
With a mouth full of toothpasteLibrary book paste the due date
So many ho's
I get the group rate
You're too late ml

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Chris Ward, otherwise known as mc chris (always free from punctuation and capitalization), is a voice actor, rapper and improvisational comedian born September 2, 1975, in Libertyville, Illinois. His trademarks include the synthesis of his "geek" heritage with the "gangster" image associated with hiphop artists, and the high pitch of his voice, celebrated in his 2003 song "10 Year Old" (likening his voice to a child of ten years age).

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